Time line of
The Silmarillion
Concert of Creation
Melkore Misbehaves
Tulkas begins Endless Tag with Melkore
Creation Party
Melkore makes Fort Morgoth
Desertion of Arda
Return to Valinor
Mount Manwe
Sun and Moon Trees
Dig the Dwarves
Evolve the Ents
Elves Appear in Melkore's Middle Earth
Melkore Attempts Underground Daycare, Forgets Kids Need Sunlight, Orcs Happen
Orome Discovers, Crikey, Elves!
War of Gods
Melkore Goes to Time Out
Elves Invited to Valinor
King Elwe and his Elves Become Beach Bunnies
Finwe's first born, Feanor is born, and the mother dies
Melkore is Let Out of the Corner
Finwe Feanor Father Son Double Wedding
Feanor Makes Magic Marbles
Melkore gossips with Fingolfin & Feanor
Feanor Attempts Fraticide
Feanor Kicked Out of The Clique
Feanor Loses Figurative Marbles
Valinor Homecoming
Feanor and Fingolfin Make Up
Melkore & Ungoliant Crash the Party
RIP Finwe
Feanor Loses Literal Marbles
Feanor Rallies the Sheeple
Melkore & Ungoliant Break Up
Elvish Elections
Ships are Stolen
Feanor Burns Boats
Fongolfin Swims Channel to Kick Feanor's Ass
Sun and Moon Harvested
Humans Pop Up Like Daisies
Balrogs Bitches
Feanor's Final Words: Avenge Me
Maedhros Captured, Loses Hand, Saved by cousin Fingon
Fingolfin elected King of Noldor
King of Teleri let' Noldor Sleep Over
Dwarves Wake Up
Century of Chicken
Melkore Invents Dragons
Centuries of Chicken
Teleri discover Noldor War Crimes
Humans meet Noldor
Elves Kind of Enslave Humans
After half a Millennium, Melkore brings out the Balrogs, Werewolves, and Dragons
One of the Magic Marbles is Taken
Incest, Shame, Suicide
Dwarves and Elves Break Up
Gondolin Burns
Tuor and Idril Out
Valar Finally Handle Melkore
Feanor's Family Is Fucked
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