Friday, March 11, 2016

Abridged Silmarillion Brief Timeline Sort Of

Time line of


The Silmarillion

Concert of Creation


Melkore Misbehaves


Tulkas begins Endless Tag with Melkore


Creation Party


Melkore makes Fort Morgoth


Desertion of Arda


Return to Valinor


Mount Manwe


Sun and Moon Trees


Dig the Dwarves


Evolve the Ents


Elves Appear in Melkore's Middle Earth


Melkore Attempts Underground Daycare, Forgets Kids Need Sunlight, Orcs Happen


Orome Discovers, Crikey, Elves!


War of Gods


Melkore Goes to Time Out


Elves Invited to Valinor


King Elwe and his Elves Become Beach Bunnies


Finwe's first born, Feanor is born, and the mother dies


Melkore is Let Out of the Corner


Finwe Feanor Father Son Double Wedding


Feanor Makes Magic Marbles


Melkore gossips with Fingolfin & Feanor


Feanor Attempts Fraticide


Feanor Kicked Out of The Clique


Feanor Loses Figurative Marbles


Valinor Homecoming


Feanor and Fingolfin Make Up


Melkore & Ungoliant Crash the Party


RIP Finwe


Feanor Loses Literal Marbles


Feanor Rallies the Sheeple


Melkore & Ungoliant Break Up


Elvish Elections


Ships are Stolen


Feanor Burns Boats


Fongolfin Swims Channel to Kick Feanor's Ass


Sun and Moon Harvested


Humans Pop Up Like Daisies


Balrogs Bitches


Feanor's Final Words: Avenge Me


Maedhros Captured, Loses Hand, Saved by cousin Fingon


Fingolfin elected King of Noldor


King of Teleri let' Noldor Sleep Over


Dwarves Wake Up


Century of Chicken


Melkore Invents Dragons


Centuries of Chicken


Teleri discover Noldor War Crimes


Humans meet Noldor


Elves Kind of Enslave Humans


After half a Millennium, Melkore brings out the Balrogs, Werewolves, and Dragons


One of the Magic Marbles is Taken


Incest, Shame, Suicide


Dwarves and Elves Break Up


Gondolin Burns


Tuor and Idril Out


Valar Finally Handle Melkore


Feanor's Family Is Fucked

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